SquawkVFR

"Unable." Funny Pilot Tee

$24.99
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One word. Maximum attitude. Every pilot knows the quiet satisfaction of keying up and replying "Unable." This clean, minimalist tee turns that single radio call into a statement piece.

Understated vintage print on a soft unisex shirt, subtle enough for everyday and instantly readable to anyone who's spent time on the radio.

Perfect for:

  • Pilots and air traffic controllers who appreciate dry radio humor
  • A low-key funny gift for the aviator who has everything
  • Anyone who's ever wanted to politely decline a vector

From SquawkVFR, retro aviation apparel designed by a working pilot. Printed on demand just for you.

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